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shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,
This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board
my future wife (cradling our newborn baby): isn’t this just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen?
me (thinking about that video i saw where a guy solved rubik’s cubes while also juggling them): uhh it’s definitely up there